#mel mel

[swdefcult]

[bloodlessdeity]

made another in honor of season 2. everyone sucks. i love them.

[amortierno]

i didn’t even get to ride his dick 😭 i know i would’ve squirted all over him. god pls let me fuck this man again. i promise i’ll cum over and over again.

[melissa-titanium]

tome is immediately convinced she is responsible for an oncoming alien invasion due to how they could immediately sense she was gay or something

[scionsthings]

Rewatching Arcane

[charmack]

what if you were a BISEXUAL and your bf nearly DIES and then he leaves you to become JESUS and then your hot gf gets KIDNAPPED and your little sister becomes a DICTATOR and you grow a BEARD

[hadesisqueer]

Mel being alive, Jayce and Viktor having a dramatic breakup without even dating, Jinx adopting a random child, Caitlyn losing herself in her grief and anger, Jinx blasting Get Jinxed in the speakers she put on Sevika's arm while they kill some people, Sevika acting like a mama bear with Jinx like she didn't hate her guts last season, Ambessa fucking manipulating everyone, Viktor becoming Twink Jesus, Mel being kidnapped, Jinx losing her finger, Caitlyn and Vi kissing and then breaking up not even half an hour later, Vi taking L's over and over again, whatever the fuck was happening to Ekko, Jayce and Heimerdinger-- bruh

[exhausted-undead]

she... oh I love women :')

[theupfish]

The ozone layer is not only healing, but will likely be back to its 1980-state within a Millennial's lifetime

[ambafaerie]

Piltover/Zaun Storyline: Everybody is traumatized and fighting to undermine and kill each other and take power.

Jayce, Ekko, and Heimerdinger investigating Hextech runes:

[emotinalsupportturtle]

David Tennant being a lifelong Doctor Who fan who was inspired by the show to act, becoming the Doctor and Ncuti Gatwa who watched David Tennant and was inspired to act, playing the Doctor opposite David’s Doctor is the most beautiful thing

[karmelarts]

this isn’t normal. this isn’t how life is supposed to feel. if you don’t think about it it can’t hurt you. I found our hearts and they were still beating. there is still time.

[riverlarking]

YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN (1974) — dir. Mel Brooks

[amortierno]

ugh love his happy traillll. I’m too honest with Molly. Started telling him how much I like his voice and that he’s a good kisser and he tastes so good. I had that boy hard all night.

[spidertams]

Everybody wants to be—…